”Once upon a time, actually at present time, there was a beautiful blonde girl.”
Kendall appeared in thin air wearing Cinderella's clothes, and fell hitting her butt.
Kendall: Ow! Hey, what's with the outfit? Who wears these sort of clothes nowadays?
”Why, Cinderella does, of course.”
Kendall: And who in the name of Roosevelt is Cinderella?
”Cinderella is kind. She was made a servant in her own home by her evil stepmother and stepsisters, Anastasia and Drizella. However, she maintains hope through her dreams of happiness and someday finding her true love.”
Kendall: Ohhh that's right, I remember reading that book at the library once.
”Oh you did, did you now? Then you do know who's playing the lead part?”
Kendall: Well duhh, me of course, with these rags.
”Very good. Well, I made a few modifications in the story.”
Kendall: Such as?
”You will die”
Kendall: Say what-now?
”Oh I'm sorry, the pages are stuck togeth